Twelve Days of Life After Normal

In the spirit of the holiday season — and overwhelmed by the insanity that always seems to accompany it — I decided to reflect on my week. (Singing is optional, but highly recommended.) Happy holidays!

On the 12 days of Christmas, my crazy Life After Normal gave to me:

We do what we need to do to get through the holiday madness!

12 new work assignments

11 gifts to wrap

10 dollars left

9 cards to mail

8 “A Christmas Story”s

7 skipped workouts

6 vegan cookies

5 boozy drinks **

4 o’clock massage

3 burnt out candles

2 crazy cats

And a Fantasy Football victory!

** amounts indicated may not be representative of actual amounts consumed. Call it poetic license.

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